Thursday, December 23, 2010

Diana Taurasi Tests Positive... For Something

WNBA ugly girl poster child and role model for lesbians everywhere Diana Taurasi has tested positive for a "mild stimulant" while playing for her Turkish league team, Fenerbache.

Despite the fact that this is bad news for the sport (not really), Geno Auriemma is bitching somewhere that it would be a bigger story of it was a guy who tested positive.  Hey Geno...  get a fucking clue.  Of course it would be a bigger deal.  People actually give a rat's ass about men's sports.

Taurasi's A Sample tested positive for a yet-to-be-identified stimulant but I can't help but hope it is something illicit, like cocaine (which she snorted off her girlfriend's belly) or testosterone.  It might make the WNBA slightly more interesting if the entire league was rocked by a drug scandal.

Or maybe when it turns out to be testosterone, Diana Taurasi will have to admit to actually having a penis.

The WNBA.  We got next... on the 'roids saringe.

1 comment:

  1. Who would have thought that WNBA would make news on our blog. Yet it really isn't the WNBA it is the Turkish league. We like Euro leagues here at W&G. Shout out to Stevie Franchise, Starbury, and whoever else has been deported out of the NBA and is now in Europe playing... Merry Christmas!

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