Thursday, December 23, 2010

Christmas Wishlist

Less Dierdorf on the Pats games.  The guy obviously hates Bill Belichick and doesn't think Tom Brady is all that good.  He struggles to contain his animosity towards the organization on the telecast, to the point he appears to be openly rooting for whoever the Pats are playing against.  CBS, listen up, can the mustache or at least put him where he belongs, on the Bengals vs Bills game. 


The Stephen A - T Double Sports Talk Show.  Come on, tell me this isn't a great idea.  And it holds up so well with our washed up NBA guys theme.  Give me Stephen A Smith and Tom Tolbert doing a Pardon The Interruption type show, only eliminate the Wilbom/Kornheiser guys who actually know what the hell they are talking about.  It would be an entire hour of two guys arguing about stories except BOTH guys would be wrong about their take.  I also miss Stephen A's faux-ghetto shtick and Tom's need to constantly remind us that he did in fact play in the NBA.  I miss you guys.  Come back to us. 

The public execution of Rachel Uchitel.  This woman has completely ruined golf as a spectator sport.  Let's be perfectly honest, you used to tune in on Sundays if you were a Tiger hater or lover to see what happened with Tiger.  Most people rooted for him and some against him but either way, you had an opinion.  Now, you just don't tune in at all.  I wouldn't be surprised to find out that the PGA has taken out a contract on this woman's life, because she has cost them MILLIONS of dollars.

The elimination of television coverage as a whole for the WNBA.  Unless there is an official lesbian television network (oh, wait, isn't Oprah starting a network in 2011) there is no need for this to be shown on TV.  The thought of watching Doris Burke giving the hairy eyeball to the girls she is interviewing after games makes me uncomfortable.  I would say just fold the WNBA altogether but that is sexist.  So instead we just won't show this glorified layup drill on TV.  Go Mohegan Sun!

1 comment:

  1. Dude everyone hates on the whole brady/patriots theme. It is how it will always be. They are bordering on Yankees hatred status which is kind of sad because the pats did it without spending a lot of dough.

    I loved TT and Stephen A. What happened to these guys. Stephen had a talk show for 35 seconds and then it got canceled. I actually liked it.

    Rachel.. AGREED..

    WNBA is almost as bad as soccer. Except the WNBA never ends in ties..

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