Brian Cashman Is Getting Desperate

I guess you can call this a sign of the times.  Rumors are breaking this morning that the Yankees are trying to work a deal for Chicago Cubs resident crazy person Carlos Zambrano.  Zambrano, a guy notorious for psychotic episodes on the field and in the clubhouse, could become the Yankees' new Kevin Brown.  That worked out so well.

Big Z, in case you were wondering, went 11-6 last year with a 3.33 ERA, which would be an enticing line for a guy that may fill the #3 or #4 role in your rotation.  But then you have to factor in that he was suspended by the Cubs a few different times for completely losing his shit in the dugout.  Added bonus, this guy has on two occasions gotten into fist fights with his own teammates during games. 

Nothing would make my day more than to see the Yankees pull off this trade.  This guy is a complete fucking lunatic and the New York media will chew this guy up and spit him out by the All Star break.