Thursday, January 13, 2011

Yankees Sign Rafael Soriano... Yawn

The Yankees are flashing the cash.  Today, they signed Tampa Bay reliever Rafael Soriano to a 3 year, $35M deal. 

This, no shit, is the biggest signing the Yankees have made this off season.  They signed a guy to pitch innings 6-8, forgetting that they really don't have anyone to pitch innings 1-6. 

The state of affairs has been so bad this winter that if Andy Pettite decides to come back (not happenin') they are going to throw a ticker tape parade in midtown.

In related Tampa Bay news, are they really going to give away the entire roster for nothing this off season?  Said it before, and I will say it again, the only guy that's gonna be left is Evan Longoria.  Opening day lineup will be the triple A affiliate guys and Evan Longoria.  They have a 60-102 look about them, don't they?

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