Friday, January 7, 2011

Garza to Cubs... Fenway Faithful Rejoice

Thank you Tampa Bay.  You have done everything the Red Sox needed this off season to stop losing to you. 

As if stealing Carl Crawford from the Rays wasn't good enough, the Rays just traded Matt Garza to to the Cubs.  Garza, nicknamed "The Red Sox Assassin" and "The Serial Red Sox Killer" will be taking his talents to the north side of Chicago, and more importantly, the National League. 

Garza, who holds the record for most times spitting per 9 innings of baseball, has absolutely destroyed the Red Sox in recent years.  Since 2006, Garza's team has gone an astonishing 16-5 against the Red Sox including two absolutely lock down outings in the 2008 ALCS (13 innings, 8 hits, 2 runs, 14Ks, 6 walks) specifically 7 lights out innings of 2 hit ball in game 7. 

So it is with much pleasure that I say, "Adios Matt, enjoy Chi-town."

1 comment:

  1. I am just glad I don't need to watch him spit every 3 seconds.... That dude is such a douche.. Not to mention Garza is 9-4 with a 3.58 ERA against the Red Sox for his career. Later losah!

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