7 Years
ARod-like money
The Chrysler Building in New York be renamed the Cliff Lee Building
The Yankees will allow Lee to wear Mickey Mantle's #7, or Lou Gehrig's #4
A Hovercraft
The secret formula for both Coke and Kentucky Fried Chicken
An Original Nintendo with copies of The Legend of Zelda and Mike Tyson's Punch Out
A Cockfighting Rooster
The elimination of all traffic between JFK Airport and Manhattan
A lifetime supply of Wendy's Frostys
The Yankees have told Lee that they are actively working on it. My sources tell me that the only thing that appears to be a sticking point for Brian Cashman and Hal Steinbrenner is that fucking 7th year.
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