Holy Shit what is going on over at Wheaton College?

First the Men's basketball team gets out to a hot 0-6 start. Second the men's baseball team at Wheaton has a gentlemen and I use that term loosely who is fantastic at the deep throat. You don't believe me just peep the video. I am ashamed to have graduated from that school right now. How did he actually figure out how to do that. Podbelski must be pissed.